Beer Quotes
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Beer Quotes
- The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind
- - Humphrey Bogart
- Always do sober what you said you would do drunk. That will tach you to keep your mouth shut.
- - Earnest Hemingway
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
- - Benjamin Franklin
- He is a wise man who invented beer.
- - Plato
- I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
- - Frank Sinatra
- Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
- - Kaiser Wilhelm
- I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
- - Homer Simpson
- Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
- - Dave Berry
- 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
- - Stephen Wright
- Everybody has to believe in something.....I believe I'll have another drink.
- - W.C. Fields
- May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.
- - Irish Toast
- You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
- - Frank Zappa
