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==Beer Quotes== | ==Beer Quotes== | ||
* ''The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind'' | * ''The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind'' | ||
:- Humphrey Bogart | ::- Humphrey Bogart | ||
* ''Always do sober what you said you would do drunk. That will tach you to keep your mouth shut.'' | * ''Always do sober what you said you would do drunk. That will tach you to keep your mouth shut.'' | ||
:- Earnest Hemingway | ::- Earnest Hemingway | ||
* ''Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'' | * ''Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'' | ||
:- Benjamin Franklin | ::- Benjamin Franklin | ||
* ''He is a wise man who invented beer.'' | * ''He is a wise man who invented beer.'' | ||
:- Plato | ::- Plato | ||
* ''I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.'' | * ''I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.'' | ||
:- Frank Sinatra | ::- Frank Sinatra | ||
* ''Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. '' | * ''Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. '' | ||
:- Kaiser Wilhelm | ::- Kaiser Wilhelm | ||
* ''I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.'' | * ''I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.'' | ||
:- Homer Simpson | ::- Homer Simpson | ||
* ''Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.'' | * ''Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.'' | ||
:- Dave Berry | ::- Dave Berry | ||
* ''24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?'' | * ''24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?'' | ||
:- Stephen Wright | ::- Stephen Wright | ||
* ''Everybody has to believe in something.....I believe I'll have another drink.'' | * ''Everybody has to believe in something.....I believe I'll have another drink.'' | ||
:- W.C. Fields | ::- W.C. Fields | ||
* ''May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.'' | * ''May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.'' | ||
:- Irish Toast | ::- Irish Toast | ||
* ''You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.'' | * ''You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.'' | ||
:- Frank Zappa | ::- Frank Zappa | ||
* ''I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.'' | |||
::- Abraham Lincoln | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
* [[References]] | * [[References]] | ||
Revision as of 05:55, 1 July 2006
Beer Quotes
- The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind
- - Humphrey Bogart
- Always do sober what you said you would do drunk. That will tach you to keep your mouth shut.
- - Earnest Hemingway
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
- - Benjamin Franklin
- He is a wise man who invented beer.
- - Plato
- I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
- - Frank Sinatra
- Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
- - Kaiser Wilhelm
- I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
- - Homer Simpson
- Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
- - Dave Berry
- 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
- - Stephen Wright
- Everybody has to believe in something.....I believe I'll have another drink.
- - W.C. Fields
- May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.
- - Irish Toast
- You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
- - Frank Zappa
- I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.
- - Abraham Lincoln
