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* ''The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind'' | * ''The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind'' | ||
:- Humphrey Bogart | :- Humphrey Bogart | ||
* ''Always do sober what you said you would do drunk. That will tach you to keep your mouth shut.'' - Earnest Hemingway | * ''Always do sober what you said you would do drunk. That will tach you to keep your mouth shut.'' | ||
* ''Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'' - Benjamin Franklin | :- Earnest Hemingway | ||
* ''He is a wise man who invented beer.'' - Plato | * ''Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'' | ||
* ''I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.'' - Frank Sinatra | :- Benjamin Franklin | ||
* ''Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. '' - Kaiser Wilhelm | * ''He is a wise man who invented beer.'' | ||
* ''I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.'' - Homer Simpson | :- Plato | ||
* ''Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.'' - Dave Berry | * ''I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.'' | ||
* ''24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?'' - Stephen Wright | :- Frank Sinatra | ||
* ''Everybody has to believe in something.....I believe I'll have another drink.'' - W.C. Fields | * ''Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. '' | ||
* ''May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.'' - Irish Toast | :- Kaiser Wilhelm | ||
* ''You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.'' - Frank Zappa | * ''I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.'' | ||
:- Homer Simpson | |||
* ''Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.'' | |||
:- Dave Berry | |||
* ''24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?'' | |||
:- Stephen Wright | |||
* ''Everybody has to believe in something.....I believe I'll have another drink.'' | |||
:- W.C. Fields | |||
* ''May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.'' | |||
:- Irish Toast | |||
* ''You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.'' | |||
:- Frank Zappa | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
Revision as of 05:53, 1 July 2006
Beer Quotes
- The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind
- - Humphrey Bogart
- Always do sober what you said you would do drunk. That will tach you to keep your mouth shut.
- - Earnest Hemingway
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
- - Benjamin Franklin
- He is a wise man who invented beer.
- - Plato
- I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
- - Frank Sinatra
- Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
- - Kaiser Wilhelm
- I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
- - Homer Simpson
- Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
- - Dave Berry
- 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
- - Stephen Wright
- Everybody has to believe in something.....I believe I'll have another drink.
- - W.C. Fields
- May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.
- - Irish Toast
- You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
- - Frank Zappa
