Beer Quotes: Difference between revisions

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- Humphrey Bogart

Always do sober what you said you would do drunk. That will tach you to keep your mouth shut. - Earnest Hemingway
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
He is a wise man who invented beer. - Plato
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. - Frank Sinatra
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Wilhelm
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. - Homer Simpson
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. - Dave Berry
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? - Stephen Wright
Everybody has to believe in something.....I believe I'll have another drink. - W.C. Fields
May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead. - Irish Toast
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. - Frank Zappa

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 ==Beer Quotes==
-* ''The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind'' - Humphrey Bogart
+* ''The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind''
+:- Humphrey Bogart
 * ''Always do sober what you said you would do drunk.  That will tach you to keep your mouth shut.'' - Earnest Hemingway
 * ''Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'' - Benjamin Franklin